The Lunch Lady Justice League Satisfied with Level’s Dining

Story by Christie Ott, Jean Brody, Emily Azzalino
Hello there, chaps! The Lunch Lady Justice League is back for our second to last food review EVER. read more

Blanke’s Lumina Makes Junker

Story by Jessica Jensema
With only three seats, a flat spare tire, a missing hubcap, broken windshield wipers, and a “nose that goes to China,” this 1995 blue Lumina van, owned by junior Olivia Blanke, is this issue’s Junker. read more

Great Visual Effects, Battle Scenes Make 300 Excellent

Story by Kate Murray
Being advertised for months on end can sometimes be a sign of a bad movie begging for attention. read more

Relient K’s ‘Five Score and Seven Years Ago’ Succeeds

Story by Jon Shepard
Though their sound and style have gone under some extensive changes since they first started in 1998, Relient K has retained its unique combination of witty truth and Christian pop-rock. read more

Teenager’s Point of View to Life

Story by Emily Connor
A book titled Whores on the Hill may seem like a very insensitive novel. read more

Brand New and Opening Acts Bring More Than Expected to the Rave

Story by Kate Murray
Typically, The Rave is a great venue, but on March 23 it was an amazing venue. The headliner was Brand New, and they gave such a show that not one person walked away with any complaints. read more

Freshman Stubbs Has PHS’ Messiest Locker

Story by Peter Zlebek
Many students take pride in the cleanliness of their lockers, adorning them with neatly placed photos of friends and magnetic pencil organizers. For freshman Shannon Stubbs, the opposite is true. She embraces the landfill-like organization of her locker, in which one may find innumerable textbooks, garbage from school lunches long ago, or even Jimmy Hoffa. read more

Call of Duty 2: Big Red One a Must-Have First Person Shooter

Story by Adam Azzalino
I rented Call of Duty 2: Big Red One, which follows the combat experiences of the First Infantry Division during World War II. I think this is one of the best first person shooters and one of the most historically accurate games I’ve ever played. read more